You Are Here! - v1

Dystopia: You Are Here

Why settle for one bleak future when you can collect them all? This shirt maps our current coordinates through the greatest dystopian warnings in pop culture—from 1984, Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451 to Brazil, They Live, The Matrix, Idiocracy, Mad Max, and more.

At the center, an ominous red pin confirms what every Grumpy Old Geek already suspects: YOU ARE HERE.

Perfect for podcast listeners, science-fiction fans, reluctant futurists, and anyone watching reality speed-run the cautionary tales. Wear it while doomscrolling, ranting about tech, or calmly explaining that these stories were warnings—not product roadmaps.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.